10 Biggest Turn-Offs for Girls


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1. He Cries

The only times it’s acceptable for a man to cry is at a funeral or at his daughter’s wedding. I don’t want to see you tear up during a sad movie, your eyes better stay dry during a romantic song, and GOD FORBID you cry because something I said hurt your feelings. I can’t even. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, for the most part, men crying is like girls pooing. It doesn’t happen. And if you find out it does, and you haven’t already been bound to this person for all of eternity through marriage, you will be unable to look at each other with a feeling of anything but disgust. Men can get upset, but I prefer they deal with their emotions the old-fashioned way…by berating me or punching something. That way, I can have an emotional response (other than pity, AKA the unsexiest feeling in existence) and the situation can be alleviated without any of the humiliation that would come to both of us if we admitted out loud that a man was going soft (no pun intended).

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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  1. 82

    Seriously? A guy can only cry at funerals and weddings? Because my step-dad is a fraternity man and the first time I saw him cry was 9/11 because he had brothers that worked at the world trade center and were on the missing list. He also cried when he gave the speech at my high school graduation, the day he and my mother held my baby sister as she died in their arms, the day we had to put down our dog, and the day he had to tell me my grandmother (his mom) had terminal cancer and there was nothing that could be done. None of these were funerals or weddings, but I don’t think most girls would see anything wrong with their guy crying at similar occasions. Do you?

    ^ ThisBless your heartReply • 4 years ago
  2. 40
    Fraterick Southgate

    Only at a funeral or a wedding? Okay, I know this site is tryhard manly and all, but if I get a phone call that my dad just had a heart attack or got into an interstate pileup, I’ll probably let a few go. If my frathound dies, I’ll let a few go.
    Maybe you should try being human?

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    • 10

      I’m assuming she was exaggerating for effect. Yes, there are handful of occasions other than weddings and funerals you guys can cry over, but she had a freakin’ point. For every guy crying over his dad’s heart attack (an acceptable reason to cry), there’s another douche crying because his slam called him a queer and it hurt his feelings.

      ^ ThisBless your heartReply • 4 years ago
  3. 15

    I’ve seen my boyfriend get teary a few times not at weddings/funerals and I don’t think of him as a “sensitive type” or girly or whatever.
    I’m not saying guys should turn into a crying wreck every time the SPCA commercial comes on but for me seeing emotion isn’t a huge turn off that emasculates a guy. Sometimes it’s appropriate and nice that he’s trusting enough to show an emotion that does have such a negative male connotation to a girl.
    Especially if his dog dies. If his dog dies and he isn’t at least close to shedding one it’s a red flag that he’s an android.

    ^ ThisBless your heartReply • 4 years ago
  4. 10

    Awesome I’m number 6. I feel like if you wanted to bash on facial hair there are a lot better pictures out there to get your point across. Also, the snake is usually reserved for pledges, but I think Hot Piece could use some “quality” time with it.

    ^ ThisBless your heartReply • 4 years ago
  5. 5

    Hot piece, I don’t know that we can be Internet BF/GF anymore because I did cry a bit
    when my dog that I got a six years old died when I was 22. You are truly a cunt. The fact that I wasted 3 months with you just pisses me off now.

    ^ ThisBless your heartReply • 4 years ago

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