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10 Times Britney Spears’ Instagram Answered Your Tough Questions

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If you have an Instagram, and you’re not following Britney Spears, you may as well deactivate you account now. I know what you’re thinking. Isn’t her Instagram just going to flood my feed with pointless “memes” and cliché quotes my great-aunt would post to Facebook? Firstly, yes. Secondly, I am more than positive that these scatterbrained posts Britney copy and pasted from Google images, are much, much more. I believe that Brit is much more wise than we know, and in reality, these posts have a deeper, almost philosophical meaning. It’s time to crack this Da Vinci Codeney.

Perhaps the Princess of Pop is trying to answer life’s difficult questions. Questions like these:

Why are all men assholes? Do they really have no souls?

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What do people even do for fun that doesn’t include alcohol?

Even the greatest creations start from small seeds

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Ugh I’m hungry, but nothing sounds good. What should I eat?

It's honestly too good to be true mmmm 😋

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What could I Instagram over Spring Break that’s going to hide my weight gain?

Magic hour in the water

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Does Facetune really make that much of a difference?

Reflection

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What could I send to that guy I don’t like anymore that will truly scare him away?

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Should I call Papa John’s and order pizza for the third night in a row?


What does taking adderall feel like?

Learn something new everyday!

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I need another elective, what should I take?

#Bitchology #ItsBritneyBitch

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What’s a recruitment video?

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Rachel Page

Rachel enjoys spending her time thinking about Britney Spears, whining about being single, and thinking about Britney Spears. She doesn't take to criticism well, so be nice or so she will cry herself to sleep! Email: rpage@grandex.co

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