10/10 Are Swiping Right On This Guy Who Turned His Tinder Profile Into A Powerpoint Presentation

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Nice Move

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Shut it down, everyone. Go home. Because this guy has the best Tinder profile of all time. A 33-year-old guy named Brady put just a little extra thought into his and it’s absolutely fucking ridiculous, but I can guarantee he’s drowning in it, simply because it’s something different.

Yes, he has a powerpoint presentation on why you should swipe right. Are any of these actual reasons? Let’s see.

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• MBA — I can smell the money now.
• Guitar — Sure. That gets the ladies going.
• Kung Fu — Uhhh, okay, whatever, we all have our quirks. Glad you’re passionate about something.
• Exercises 5-6 times a week — Wait. Go back.
• Handyman — Okay, redeeming yourself from that whole “exercise” thing. I don’t have a house or the need for a handyman, but watching guys do guy shit is hot.
• Loves performing and listening to music — You have too many passions now. My only passion is wine.
• Loves cupcakes — now you’re just saying random things.

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You literally already said all of this already except Karaoke and hugs. I don’t know what kind of game you’re running with “hugs” being your hobby, but I can get down to some karaoke.

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Oh, sir. You get more fun after midnight. I’m picking up what you’re putting down, assuming you’re putting down the D.

Profile checks out. Swipe right.

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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