With all of the craziness that is going on in the world, the best way to tune it out is watch hours of videos on conspiracy theories. After extensive research, it has become apparent to me that nothing is what it seems and the world is all an organized mirage. Hollywood alone has come out with some of the craziest conspiracy theories out there, and these are only just a handful.
1. Solange Is Beyoncé’s Daughter
Because Beyoncé is who she is, she has plenty of speculations surrounding her, one of them being her age. Some theorists believe that Solange is younger than she says and Beyoncé is not the age she says she is, but also is not related to Solange in the way she says she is. They think that the Knowles family is covering up the fact that Beyoncé is actually her mother. It would explain why Solange acts so cool about Bey having all the attention.
2. Lindsay Lohan Has A Dead Sister
The theory goes that after Lindsay and her sister Kelsey filmed The Parent Trap, Kelsey died in a car accident. Because the movie was so good, the company acted like Lindsay filmed it by herself, and since her parents wanted the fame and fortune, they went along with it. This is what’s said to what caused Lindsay to go crazy and get into drugs. If you had to pretend your dead twin never existed, it would probably be tough. And if you think about it, was the technology really good enough for Lindsay to film it by herself?
3. Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez Dated
Demi and Selena used to be inseparable. They were together, like, all the time. But now, they act like they never knew each other, the way that exes do. When they are asked about it, they brush the question off and move on. Demi is bisexual, but there hasn’t been any word if Selena is. That could be what pissed Demi off so much.
4. Katy Perry Is JonBenét Ramsay
This theory is solely based off the idea that they look similar. There is no other evidence other than they look alike. The age doesn’t match up, but maybe that was purposeful so no one would suspect that they are the same person.
5. Kanye West Interrupting Taylor Swift At The 2009 VMAs Was Her Initiation Into The Illuminati
13 is considered to be an unlucky number, unless you are a satanist or are in the Illuminati. Taylor Swift has always been obsessed with 13, writing it on her hand for shows, including it in her Twitter handle, and trying to sit in the 13th row/seat/section at awards shows. 13 refers to the 13 bloodlines that are associated with The Illuminati, one of them being the Kennedys. Guess who dated a Kennedy. I’ll give you a hint, her name rhymes with Shmaylor Shmwift. The Illuminati is known to use public humiliation as an initiation tactic to see how the person handles stress. When Kanye stormed on stage and embarrassed her, she stood there poised in her silver dress, and handled it very calmly. When Beyoncé later pulled her back on stage, they were both wearing red: the color associated with The Illuminati.
6. None Of The Pussycat Dolls Actually Sing Except For Nicole Scherzinger
This theory is not just a theory, it is a fact. If you look at the small print on the back of The Pussycat Dolls first album, you can see “All vocals done by Nicole Scherzinger.” Which means Nicole just changed her voice up a little bit and sang the song 5 different times, while the other girls just shake their hips and move their lips. How could they be so successful off of just one girl actually singing? I guess the same way Posh Spice was able to coast her way through hangin’ with the Spice Girls without singing.
7. Michael Jackson Is Alive
It was hard to believe it when Michael Jackson died, and most of the world is not convinced. Especially after watching this eerie video, there is no way that the King of Pop is dead.
8. Britney Spears’ Meltdown Was Orchestrated By The Bush Administration
No one ever really figured out why Brit fell off the depend in 2007, but there have been a handful of theories. One of them is that she had to take a drug test the next day to get her kids back and shaved her head so traces of drugs couldn’t be found. But an even more interesting one was that she was working with the Bush administration by acting as a distraction. When his ratings were at an all time low, she dropped her baby on his head. When Al Qaeda reformed, she shaved her head and attacked an SUV with an umbrella. Who really knows what happened, but it sure was convenient for ol’ W.
9. Justin Bieber Is A Shape-Shifting Reptoid
This video is all the evidence you need.
10. North West Is The Antichrist
Kanye and Kim, both speculated members of the Illuminati, had their first daughter on June 6, 2013. Seems innocent, but someone noticed that 2+0+1+3=6, so her birthdate can translate to 666.
11. The Kardashians Are Distractions Set Up By The Illuminati
We can’t stop watching the Kardashians, but why are they famous in the first place? Conspiracy theorists believe that the Illuminati are using them to distract us from the bad things going on in the world, and in turn, the Kardashians are members. Also, they believe that Kylie and Kendall are being used to push the sexualization of minors, since they are so young and somehow still hotter than we’ll ever be. Or could just be plastic surgery. Who knows?
12. All Celebrities Are Clones
Ah, the epitome of Hollywood conspiracy theories. Countless pictures have been found of current celebrities who look alike, and even celebrities from decades ago that have the same exact face as our beloved celebrities of today. Could it be that Hollywood is generating celebrities in a lab and then control their minds to make them do whatever they want? Celebrities like Beyoncé, Adele, Eminem, Queen Elizabeth, and even Al Roker have been accused of being clones. Below is a video of Al Roker and Eminems clones “malfunctioning.”
Hollywood has been really quiet recently, which can only mean one thing…
Here’s to hoping, V..
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