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13 Honest Valentines For The Not-So-Special Person In Your Life

If you don’t have a boyfriend, Valentine’s Day really sucks. If you don’t have a boyfriend, but you have a guy who you’re kind of seeing but it’s not that serious and you don’t know if he likes you, or you’re just too lazy to exert the energy it takes to sleep with someone else, Valentine’s Day sucks even more. It’s awkward and weird and you don’t want to say anything about it. No worries, because I know just what you want to say to your not-boyfriend, the asshole you’re sleeping with, or the random guy you think you’re gonna hook up with on this special day.

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Cristina Montemayor

Cristina is a Grandex Writer and Content Manager. She was an intern for over two years before she graduated a semester early to write about college full time, which makes absolutely no sense. She regretfully considers herself a Carrie, but is first and foremost a Rory. She tends to draw strong reactions from people. They are occasionally positive. You can find her in a bar as you're bending down to tie your shoes, drinking Dos XX and drunk crying to Elton John. Email her: [email protected] (not .com).

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