I don’t use Snapchat too terribly often. But ever since they introduced the face filters I can’t get enough. I’m not actually sending them to anyone, but I will sit in public staring at my phone making faces, and I ~don’t care.~
While I do enjoy looking like a tomato spitting out other little baby tomatoes (uh, cannibalism?), I think there’s room for much growth in their filter department.
- Skinny Filter.
Sucks in your stomach and gives you abs all while eating McDonald’s.
- Roots Filter.
Will cover up that so-called “ombré” that you’re using to disguise the fact that you haven’t gone to the salon.
- The Kylie Lip Kit Filter.
For everyone who can’t get their grimy little hands on the coveted lip kit.
- Lip Filler Filter.
To match the lip kit, duh.
- New Boyfriend Filter.
You know, just to nonchalantly post on your story, and totally not for a certain somebody to see.
- Cheekbones Filter.
Contouring is hard, okay?! :/
- Instant Nose Job Filter.
The goal is not to look like yourself whatsoever.
- ALL OF THE DOG FILTERS.
Why do we condemn the dog filter so much. Bring them all on.
- Fleeked Brows Filter.
It’s hard keeping up with this thick, bold brow trend when you have the eyebrows of a blonde headed child.
- Friends Filter
No, yeah, it’s a Friday night and I’m definitely not alone catching up on TV.
- Entire Face Of Makeup Filter.
They’re called lashes, Snapchat. Add them to your makeup filters. Ugh.
- Tan Filter.
I want to look like I just stepped off the beaches of a luxury island instead of my apartment’s pool.
- Bigger Boobs Filter.
This is what we really need to use the genius tech brains at Snapchat for.
Now get to work, snap..
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