Karaoke is a fun and cheap way to spend a Friday night. Grab your girlfriends and pick your favorite girly pop song to slur in front of a group of strangers. It’s guaranteed attention, and you can be as goofy as you want without any worries. However, things get a little sticky when you bring your man with you. He is going to listen to the words that you sing and analyze the meaning of your song choice, just like any girl would. Make sure that you send him a clear message of your intentions when you hop on stage to bad dance and “sing” your heart out.
When You Want To Show Him How Cute You Are
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper
The classic “I’m just an adorable innocent girl” song.
I Wanna Dance With Somebody by Whitney Houston
He’ll want to hop up on stage and dance with you as soon as this song plays.
Bubbly by Colbie Caillat
Nothing to see here, just a cute girl with a nonthreatening crush.
Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen
Done tastefully, it’s v cute. Otherwise, v annoying.
When You’re DTF
Pony by Ginuwine
If this was not the first song that came to your mind, then you are uncultured swine.
Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado ft. Timbaland
Promiscuous boy, let’s get to the point.
Teenage Dream by Katy Perry
For if you feel like dry humping in your parent’s minivan.
Genie In A Bottle by Christina Aguilera
You might have to show him where to rub it, guys usually have a hard time.
When You Want To Get Serious
Marry You by Bruno Mars
He’ll be so distracted by the sweet melody, he won’t try to run away.
Every Breath You Take by The Police
Let him know that you will always be with him. Always.
Animals by Maroon 5
You’ll hunt the shit out of him, but at least you’ll look cute while you’re doing it!
When You’re Pretty Sure He’s Cheating On You
No Scrubs by TLC
Scrubs get NO love from you.
Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood
Lay down the law before he tries to even think about another girl.
Say My Name by Destiny’s Child
Look him directly in his soul while you sing “you actin’ kinda shady.”
When You Want To Break Up
Irreplaceable by Beyoncé
Style points for filing your nails on stage.
We Are Never Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift
Embrace your inner crazy girl by singing a song by the crazy girl queen.
Too Little Too Late by JoJo
If you have the pipes to pull this off, it’ll bring the house down.
What else would you do? Have a conversation? Like a crazy person? No thanks..