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17 Of The Funniest Tweets About Formal 2016

With formal season quickly approaching, it’s time you brace yourself. Brace yourself with the reality of the shit show, hot mess of an event that is formal.

Everyone knows the key to a hot bod is eating nothing but salad for two whole days after weeks of drunken Taco Bell.


This mom found the cooler painting solution we’ve all been searching for.


Remembering you actually have to have a date, as in like, a boy.


But keeping your standards high and realistic.


Formal = Drunk Christmas.


Having friends for the things that really matter. Boob management.


The ultimate terror of still being “sober” after four shots of whatever God forsaken flavored vodka was available and a mixed drink.


But then those four shots kick in (and then some) and yet you somehow still get in.


It’s like recruitment all over again!


*avoids temptation to dance on every raised surface*


Krumping lives on.


Raised right.


Better than dean’s list tbh.


Sometimes not even autocorrect can help you in your time of need.


Nipples are in now, didn’t you hear?


Shame! Shame! Shaaaame!


…and to all a good night.


If you have any funny tweets about graduation that you’d like to see featured, email them to rpage@grandex.co.

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Rachel Page

Rachel enjoys spending her time thinking about Britney Spears, whining about being single, and thinking about Britney Spears. She doesn't take to criticism well, so be nice or so she will cry herself to sleep! Email: rpage@grandex.co

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