17 Superlatives For The 2016 Met Gala


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In case you haven’t been on Instagram in the last 24 hours, the 2016 Met Gala was last night. Even though the event is technically an annual fundraising gala for the benefit of the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute in New York City, everyone knows we really only care about it for the outfits. It’s basically like the celebrity’s version of sorority formal; everyone who matters attends the prestigious event and spend weeks — no, months — planning their outfit. This year’s theme (see, I told you it’s just like sorority formal) was “Manus x Machina: Fashion in an Age of Technology.” Some celebs hit it out of the park, and some didn’t even care to dress to the theme. Here are the superlatives for the Met Formal, I mean, Gala.

1. Most Realistic Representation Of A Contraceptive: Beyonce

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She’s ribbed for your pleasure.

2. Biggest Outfit Repeater: (tie) Kim Kardashain and Kylie Jenner
This year’s Met Gala dresses:


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Hmmm.. those look eerily similar to things they’ve worn in the past:

Met Monday….

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my birthday dress

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the party & the after party

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A Kardashian in metallic? Groundbreaking.

3. Most Likely to Moonlight As A Dominatrix: Nicki Minaj

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I knew Meek Mill liked it rough.

4. Most Likely To Appear As An Oompa Loompa in the Next Willy Wonka Movie: Emily Ratajikowski

#metgala2016 @prabalgurung

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Apparently orange is the new tan.

5. Biggest Hair Chameleon: Emma Stone

#emmastone full look! #MetGala

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Homegirl can slay in red, blonde, and brunette? Bow down, bitches.

6. Best Star Wars Adaptation: Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik

love a themed party 😉 #manusxmachina Thank you so much @voguemagazine for another beautiful Met Gala xx

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Zayn is proof that even robots can find love.

7. Most Fashionable White Walker: Kanye West

#kanyewest wearing blue contacts for #MetGala

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Kanye is a secret Game of Thrones nerd.

8. Dress Most Likely To Injure Someone: Kate Hudson

Kate Hudson is wearing a white #AtelierVersace structured gown at the #MetGala. #ManusxMachina @Versace

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The edges of her dress require a 5-foot perimeter at all times.

9. Most Overused Designer: Balmain

When creativity completely fails you, just ask Olivier to design you a metallic dress.

10. Dress Most Likely Inspired By Fruit: Solange Knowles

📷: @bfa

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Beyoncé has lemonade, Solange has bananas.

11. Most Likely To Nip Slip: Edie Campbell

Thank you to @burberry and tit tape and @mariotestino for being my date

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Tits out for the boys, AMIRITE?

12. Best Gossip Girl Goth Jenny Portrayal: Taylor Swift

Reason #867,929 to hate T. Swift — she’s inspired by Jenny Humphrey.

13. Least On Theme Designer: Ralph Lauren

Thank you @ralphlauren it was an honour to be your guest last night at The Met Ball. #MetBall

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Champagne at the #MetGala: #AmberHeard wears a custom Ralph Lauren silk-charmeuse evening dress on the red carpet

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How exactly does a simple monochromatic dress represent the merger of fashion and technology?

14. Least Flattering Outfit: Julie Macklowe

Body suits are a privilege, not a right.

15. Most Likely To Wear A Dress Made Out Of Duct Tape: Michelle Monaghan

Another amazing #MetGala. Sustainable style for the win! #manusxmachina #greencarpetchallenge #ethicalfashion

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Didn’t I see a “Made” episode that featured a dress like this back in the day?

16. Most Likely To Confuse The Renaissance With The Future: Tabitha Simmons

History really just escapes some people.

17. Biggest Outfit Copier: Rita Ora

Rita Ora has arrived the red carpet. #metgala

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Kim K, Beyonce, and J. Lo already crushed this look, last year.

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Champagne Showers is a contributing writer for TSM. She is your typical Northern Diva. If curse words, sexual content, and drug use offend you, then bless your heart. CS will continue living the life you're too scared to live. email her at: champagne_showers@outlook.com

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