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18 Times Game Of Thrones Was Exactly Like Sorority Life

  1. When you’re done apologizing to the standards chair.
  2. When your name is called during roll senior year.
  3. When you see your best friend after winter break.
  4. When you go home with a frat boy after a mixer.
  5. And how you feel the next morning.
  6. The first time you lay your eyes on your little.
  7. Your internal dialogue with every PNM during recruitment.
  8. When someone says you pay for your friends.
  9. On Panhellenic “love.”
  10. Every time you drink second semester senior year.
  11. When your risk management chair tells you you’re too drunk and you need to go home.
  12. When people ask you about the text bomb you sent last night.
  13. Your one-night stand bragging about you to his friends.
  14. When you get naked, because your boyfriend’s texting instead of paying attention to you.
  15. When a freshman tries to sass you.
  16. Your only form of hazing.
  17. And, like, three minutes later.
  18. When people ask about your accomplishments.

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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