This Guy Has A 19-Inch Wiener


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An average penis is 5.1 inches when erect. Achieving something bigger than that can be nice, but having a schlong that is 3.7 times larger than average may make life a little difficult. Roberto Esquivel Cabrera knows this struggle. His dick is 19 inches. Nineteen fucking inches. Does he have special-made condoms or what?

Cabrera said his third leg is literally so huge that he can’t even keep a job. If you want to see the thing in action, click here, but be warned: it’s massive. Luckily, there is one industry that would love to have a 19-inch penis, the porn industry of course. Homeboy is unemployed at the moment, but is willing to become a porn star if the price is right. God bless any woman who comes in contact with his junk. That shit would hurt like a motherfucker.

He also says that his pecker “frightens” away women. Perhaps because he would slaughter any vag that he attempts to have sexual intercourse with. Just imagine ripping his pants off in a rush to get your freak on and then witnessing a 19-inch dong. Scary, right? It sends chills down my spine just thinking about it. If he does become a porn star, any chick that can even somewhat handle that monster and fight back the tears should receive an award. Best of luck to him and his future co-workers.

[via Your Tango]

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Kellie, spelled with an "ie," practically resides at Starbucks even though they have yet to spell her name correctly. She's obsessed with the color pink, Elle Woods, and Bitmoji's. Her biggest accomplishment is breaking the record within her sorority for how many standards hearings she has had without getting kicked out. She spends her free time trying to stay tan (i.e. sunburnt) and stalking people on social media.

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