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20 Things You Need To Thank Your Favorite Frat Guys For

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You have a favorite frat. The boys you think of as your brothers. The boys with the never-ending supply of the best booze. The boys you trust to watch your back, or pretend to be your boyfriend in times of need. They deserve some recognition every now and then. That time is now. Enjoy it now, boys, this won’t happen often.

  1. Thank you for letting me drink out of the cheap keg for free.
  2. Thank you for knowing I was never going to pay for it anyway.
  3. Thank you for kicking out the guy who made me cry once.
  4. Thank you for always having my favorite liquor on hand.
  5. Thank you for telling the other girls you didn’t have any left.
  6. Thank you for having the best socials.
  7. Thank you for letting me continue coming to these socials despite getting blackout every single time.
  8. Thank you for letting me take over your bed when I’m too drunk to get home, or I’m just too tired to party anymore.
  9. Thank you for holding my heels when my feet hurt from dancing.
  10. Thank you for carrying me when me feet hurt too much to even walk.
  11. Thank you for not only taking me home, but making sure I get inside safely.
  12. Thank you for holding my hand when my ex walks in and I need someone to dance with.
  13. Thank you for letting me use your pledges shamelessly for various tasks I’m too lazy to do.
  14. Thank you for letting me use your house for my birthday celebrations.
  15. Thank you for letting me then decorate your house with girly party decor.
  16. Thank you for letting me use the clean bathroom.
  17. Thank you for making sure it’s supplies with toilet paper.
  18. Thank you for buying me food when I’m hungry.
  19. Thank you for being my guaranteed date to any social event.
  20. Thank you, for just being you.
  21. Email this to a friend

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