If you’re anything like me, your Twitter and Facebook feeds have been overcome recently by the male phenomenon that is fantasy football. Sports! Do the thing! Win the points! We get it. You’re obsessed, but it’s driving us crazy. We need an outlet too, which is why I decided to put together a list of the top X fantasy sports, if you will, that I’d much rather take part in.
1. Fantasy Mock Husband Draft
2. Fantasy Pinterest Closet
3. Fantasy Celebrity Formal Date
4. Fantasy Recruitment Draft Picks
5. Fantasy Reality TV Best Friend
6. Fantasy Reality TV Hunger Games Scenario
7. Fantasy Fraternity Mixer MO
8. Fantasy Pinterest Wedding
9. Fantasy “Which Fictional Character Would Be My Spirit Animal?”
10. Fantasy Foods I Wish Had Zero Calories
11. Fantasy Sports I Wish Didn’t Exist
12. Fantasy TV Series I Wish Had Extra Seasons
13. Fantasy Big/Little Picks
14. Fantasy Drinks I Wish Had Zero Calories
15. Fantasy Future Monogram
16. Fantasy Cars….For My Future Husband
17. Fantasy “The Bachelor” Bracket
18. Fantasy Careers for My Future Husband
19. Fantasy Rival Sorority Members You Wish Would Gain 20 Pounds
20. Fantasy Formal Locations
21. Fantasy Paddles
22. Fantasy Times I Wish I Didn’t Have to Give BJs
23. Fantasy Beers That Should Taste Like Moscato
24. Fantasy Exes You Wish Didn’t Count in Your Number
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RecruitmentChairTSM (@TheRecruitChair) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. This current grad student and ex-sorority girl survives solely on Diet Coke and the tears of the pledges she personally victimized. She's a Monica, a Marnie, a Miranda, and a Regina. Her favorite hobbies include drinking $14 bottles of wine and binge-watching season 2 of Grey's Anatomy until she cries. You can send her annoying e-mails at [email protected]
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