25 Decisions You Should Be Able To Make On Your Own, But Can’t

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Girlfriends are great, necessary even. If not for the laughs and the justification that your late-night rendezvous are normal, and that your line of thinking is sane, we need our girlfriends to answer some very serious questions that we can’t seem to answer ourselves.

1. “Do I really want a salad?”

2. “Am I too drunk to take another shot?”

3. “Do we like her?”

4. “What should I dress as for Halloween?”

5. “Is it slutty if I wear this?”

6. “URGENT. Should I or should I not get bangs?”

7. “Would it be bad if I went home with my ex?”

8. “Well, would it be bad if I went home with that guy I’m kind of talking to?”

9. “What time should we start getting ready?”

10. “Am I going to regret wearing heels?”

11. “Am I going to regret wearing flats?”

12. “What should I say back to him?”

13. “Should I go to the gym before class or after?”

14. “Am I hungry?”

15. “Is that bitchy?”

16. “Which shoes?”

17. “Is it okay if I text him?”

18. “Should I go to class?”

19. “Can you see my nipples or can I go braless?”

20. “Do I care, though?”

21. “Should I make this my profile picture?”

22. “Do we think he’s cute?”

23. “Am I trying to look cute for this?”

24. “How do we feel about me getting highlights?”

25. “Do I need to wash my hair?”

25 Decisions You Should Be Able To Make By Yourself, But Can't

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Hot Piece (@VeronicaGrandex) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Hot Piece has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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