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25 Songs That Accurately Describe Your Spring Break

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  1. Cake By The Ocean by DNCE
    Or a better choice of drunchies, like a bag of Doritos.
  2. Stitches by Shawn Mendes
    It’s bound to happen to somebody.
  3. Pure Grinding by Avicii
    What happens on the dance floor stays on the dance floor?
  4. Can’t Feel My Face by The Weeknd
    You can’t really feel anything, judging by the number of bruises you woke up with.
  5. The Summer’s Gonna Hurt Like A Motherfucker by Maroon5
    Pedialyte. Stat.
  6. Fireball by Pitbull
    So much Fireball. So so much.
  7. Bad Intentions by Niykee Heaton
    *smirks*
  8. Worst Behavior by Drake
    *shrugs*
  9. #SELFIE by The Chainsmokers
    Your Snapchat has never been so embarrassing.
  10. Paradise by Coldplay
    Okay, maybe you’re at your apartment pool, but this could be paradise.
  11. Rack City by Tyga
    Victoria’s Secret push-up bikini tops as far as the eye can see.
  12. Oops!…I Did It Again by Britney Spears
    I played with your genitals, got lost in the game.
  13. Drunk In Love by Beyoncé
    Those double texts really seemed like a good idea at the time.
  14. Ain’t Worried About Nothin’ by French Montana
    Sleeping in until 2 p.m.? Sure, why not?
  15. Beautiful Liar by Beyoncé/Shakira
    I mean, maybe he’s his school’s star quarterback?
  16. She Twerkin by Ca$h Out
    Sorry, mom.
  17. Opposite Of Adults by Chiddy Bang
    Just a beach full of drunk children.
  18. Pour It Up by Rihanna
    Watch it all puke out.
  19. Sorry by Justin Bieber
    Sorry I came back and ate all of your Bagel Bites. And stole your charger.
  20. Female$ Welcomed by Trinidad James
    Where did all these wristbands even come from?
  21. Where Ya At by Future/Drake
    The group chat is just “where are you?” sent over and over again.
  22. High By The Beach by Lana Del Rey
    Hmmm the beach’s skunk population must be a lot higher than usual.
  23. Where Is My Mind? by Pixies
    Light on, nobody is home.
  24. Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen
    Booty booty booty booty rockin’ everywhere.
  25. Burning Love by Elvis Presley
    No glove, no love.

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Rachel Page

Rachel enjoys spending her time thinking about Britney Spears, whining about being single, and thinking about Britney Spears. She doesn't take to criticism well, so be nice or so she will cry herself to sleep! Email: [email protected]

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