- Cake By The Ocean by DNCE
Or a better choice of drunchies, like a bag of Doritos.
- Stitches by Shawn Mendes
It’s bound to happen to somebody.
- Pure Grinding by Avicii
What happens on the dance floor stays on the dance floor?
- Can’t Feel My Face by The Weeknd
You can’t really feel anything, judging by the number of bruises you woke up with.
- The Summer’s Gonna Hurt Like A Motherfucker by Maroon5
- Fireball by Pitbull
So much Fireball. So so much.
- Bad Intentions by Niykee Heaton
- Worst Behavior by Drake
- #SELFIE by The Chainsmokers
Your Snapchat has never been so embarrassing.
- Paradise by Coldplay
Okay, maybe you’re at your apartment pool, but this could be paradise.
- Rack City by Tyga
Victoria’s Secret push-up bikini tops as far as the eye can see.
- Oops!…I Did It Again by Britney Spears
I played with your genitals, got lost in the game.
- Drunk In Love by Beyoncé
Those double texts really seemed like a good idea at the time.
- Ain’t Worried About Nothin’ by French Montana
Sleeping in until 2 p.m.? Sure, why not?
- Beautiful Liar by Beyoncé/Shakira
I mean, maybe he’s his school’s star quarterback?
- She Twerkin by Ca$h Out
- Opposite Of Adults by Chiddy Bang
Just a beach full of drunk children.
- Pour It Up by Rihanna
Watch it all puke out.
- Sorry by Justin Bieber
Sorry I came back and ate all of your Bagel Bites. And stole your charger.
- Female$ Welcomed by Trinidad James
Where did all these wristbands even come from?
- Where Ya At by Future/Drake
The group chat is just “where are you?” sent over and over again.
- High By The Beach by Lana Del Rey
Hmmm the beach’s skunk population must be a lot higher than usual.
- Where Is My Mind? by Pixies
Light on, nobody is home.
- Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen
Booty booty booty booty rockin’ everywhere.
- Burning Love by Elvis Presley
No glove, no love..
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