The following is a real list of ways my friends have saved guys in their phones in an attempt to stop themselves from texting him…
3. He doesn’t like you!
4. YOU ARE DRUNK. PUT THE PHONE DOWN!
5. Lying Cheater
6. Do Not Respond
7. Remember how he’s 32….
8. Funky Spunk
10. Bad Idea
11. You’re in therapy
12. He got you sent home from formal
13. Don’t Do It
15. Look at that one picture of him…you know the one…I’m not kidding LOOK at it, and tell me this is a good idea.
16. When was the last time HE texted YOU
17. He’s not even a good kisser, you dumbass
18. Little Willy
20. You’ll regret this tomorrow
22. Ask Caitlin’s permission
24. You don’t miss him, you’re just lonely
…and none of them worked. Feel free to add your own below.