The cold air is upon us, as is the sickness that always goes around this time of year: it’s feels season. This is worse than a common crush that goes away after a week or two. The feels are serious business. The feels affect your daily life. See your doctor if you are experiencing the following symptoms:

1. You start slow fading your roster from the bottom tier up.
2. You actively think of Snapchats to send him instead of just sending ones when they remind you of him.
3. You get butterflies when you see his face.
4. Whether it’s in real life, or a picture on Instagram from 57 weeks ago.
5. You make plans in your head that are seasons in advanced.
6. The corners of your mouth turn up whenever you talk about him.
7. And your hands instinctively come up over your heart.
8. And your nose scrunches a little bit.
9. And you fidget around.
10. And you giggle like a little school girl.
11. And your voice gets to high that end of your sentence is inaudible.
12. You stop tweeting single girl tweets so he doesn’t get the wrong idea.
13. You put your first name with his last name.
14. But this time you feel like it’s actually realistic.
15. When you go shopping, you buy things with his taste in mind.
16. You start using his common catchphrases.
17. 80 percent are about him, involving him, or remind you of him.
18. And if the conversation isn’t already about him, you make sure it is.
19. You have to stop yourself from reading texts from him out loud.
20. You picture him meeting your parents without wanting to jump out of a window.
21. You don’t tell many people about him because you’re afraid if they find out how awesome he is they’ll steal him.
22. You watch romantic comedies without getting mad at the end because you believe it can happen to you.
23. You wonder what your kids would look like.
24. Beautiful, of course.
25. You don’t even want to have sex with him, you want to hug him so tight that you both become one person.
26. JK, you definitely still wanna bang.
27. Even sober..

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