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27 Signs You’re A Snapchat Whore

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  1. Selfies for days.
    Never two selfies in a row, though. You’re not a complete narcissist.
  2. You’ve saved a really good Snapchat selfie and put it up on Instagram.
    Sometimes a picture is too good for it to only exist for 24 hours.
  3. You keep track of who has seen your story and more importantly, who hasn’t.
    You pretty much only added that selfie with that hot Sigma Chi in the hopes that your ex would see it and get jealous.
  4. You post vlog-like stories when something awful/amazing happens.
    “YOU GUYS. You’ll never guess what just happened to me…”
  5. You’ve taken a Snapchat of your bubble bath.
    Let’s be honest: the only reason you took the bubble bath in the first place is for the snap.
  6. You get annoyed with people who send you snaps that are on their story.
    It’s like, the first rule of Snapchat. C’mon people, get it together.
  7. You have incredibly long Snapchat streaks with your best friends.
    And when someone breaks the streak, you’re immediately crushed.
  8. Your Snapchat stories aren’t just random pictures compiled together — they’re actual stories with a beginning, middle and end.
    Sure, there might be a few selfies thrown in here and there. But it’s a story!
  9. You spearheaded the campaign to get your sorority house its own geofilter.
    Bonus points if it includes glitter and/or flowers.
  10. You can’t stop using the dog filter.
    #HoeFilter for life.
  11. You get excited about traveling to a new city because of the new geofilter.
    Did you even go if you didn’t take a snap with the geofilter?
  12. Your dog/cat is the star of your story.
    And yes, you’ve put the dog filter on your dog.
  13. You actually watch those Discover and Live Snapchat stories.
    Only when you’re really, really bored.
  14. You have conversations with people on Snapchat.
    Sometimes it’s faster than texting, okay?
  15. Your selfies are never longer than five seconds.
    It’s common courtesy, people.
  16. Your Snapchat is in your Twitter/Instagram bio.
    And every time someone new adds you, you get excited.
  17. You’ll post embarrassing Snapchats to your story.
    Mostly of your friends being idiots. Occasionally of you yourself being an idiot.
  18. You rewatch your snaps over and over again.
    And you’ll secretly wonder if anyone else is doing the same.
  19. The drunker you get, the longer your story will be.
    Ten Snapchats inside a dark, loud bar was a bit excessive, don’t you think?
  20. You come down with a serious case of FOMO when you watch your friends’ stories when they go out without you.
    You reply to their snaps with “WHY ARE YOU GUYS HAVING FUN WITHOUT ME?”
  21. Car karaoke snaps are your jam.
    You know it’s basic, but you just can’t help it.
  22. You’ll Snapchat even if you aren’t wearing makeup.
    There’s nothing a good filter can’t hide.
  23. You prefer Snapchat to Instagram.
    Why post one picture when you could post five pictures and two videos that make up a really good story?
  24. You’re obsessed with getting your Snapchat score higher.
    50k is the goal.
  25. You’ve staged a selfie or two.
    Or ten or twenty (thousand)…
  26. You need to post at least once a day or your soul dies a little inside.
    Do it for the snap.
  27. Kylie Jenner is your Snapchat idol.
    All hail the Snap queen.

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Cristina Montemayor

Cristina is a Grandex Writer and Content Manager. She was an intern for over two years before she graduated a semester early to write about college full time, which makes absolutely no sense. She regretfully considers herself a Carrie, but is first and foremost a Rory. She tends to draw strong reactions from people. They are occasionally positive. You can find her in a bar as you're bending down to tie your shoes, drinking Dos XX and drunk crying to Elton John. Email her: cristina@grandex.co (not .com).

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