The election is almost here. Finally. I am SO sick of listening to people drone on about it. Hey, if you ever want to watch me fall asleep standing up, start talking to me about politics. Not only am I uninterested, I am completely uneducated, which makes it even harder to follow. At this point, though, I feel like there is so much that has happened that I can’t even attempt to catch up. Like Grey’s Anatomy. Call me ignorant, call me dumb, call me whatever you want, but just because I don’t know anything about the election doesn’t mean I don’t know anything. I know shit about shit, thank you very much.
Anything Sunset Blush and lighter pairs well with a good fuckin’ night.
They like three things: beer, boobs, and butts.
They are cute.
There are 207 bones inside the human body, and no, I don’t want 208.
George Washington chopped down that cherry tree and lied about it and Abe Lincoln covered it up because he hates lies. Right?
New Jersey is the most densely populated state. Which is not surprising because it is the best one.
- The Kanye/T. Swift Feud
I knew all along that she was a shiesty bitch.
*cough cough* 420 *cough cough*
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
- Climate Change
It is hot outside.
- Fine Dining
Sometimes I put hummus on my bagel instead of cream cheese.
- Stock Market
I saw The Big Short so I’m pretty much an expert.
I can hit a pretty crisp dab.
Trees and shit.
Those pizza rolls I ate at 3 a.m. were not healthy.
My Instagrams consistently break 200 likes, so.
- Human Rights
Um, pretty obvious here. Everyone is equal. Not rocket science.
- Rocket Science
They go into space. It’s not brain surgery.
- Brain Surgery
- Grammar And Syntax
I make words do good.
You gotta floss sometimes.
Very expensive clothing store.
- HTML Coding
How else do you think I put this shit in italics?
What is this article *really* about?
Pluto is not a planet anymore.
I go to the beach, like, all the time.
See? Who needs politics anyway?.