28 Back-To-School Pickup Lines That You Need On Your Checklist


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Textbooks? Check. Pens, pencils, and highlighters? Check. New heels for recruitment? Check. What else might you need for school this year? Some pickup lines to guarantee a new slam. Don’t worry. I’ve got you covered.

  1. Sorority girls are supposed to behave this week. But I’ll be naughty just for you.
  2. Want to evaluate each other?
  3. The bar isn’t the only thing I want to get on top of.
  4. You can be my roommate…for the night.
  5. I hate riding the bus. Can I ride you instead?
  6. You did pretty well on that last exam. How about we have a private tutoring session.
  7. Is that a pen in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
  8. Of course I’m rushing…to get into your pants.
  9. I’m not quite sure why I bought new school clothes. You are just going to take them off anyway.
  10. New school year, new shack shirts. How about you give me my first one?
  11. It’s not finals week, but let’s pull an all-nighter anyway.
  12. If you’re going to med school, I’ll lend you my body to study.
  13. Mondays are hard, and it looks like you are too.
  14. Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
  15. I don’t mind getting a D, as long as it’s from you.
  16. The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
  17. A keg isn’t the only thing you can tap tonight.
  18. The dining halls aren’t that great. You can eat me instead.
  19. I don’t have a library card. Do you mind if I check you out?
  20. It’s football season. Wanna tackle me?
  21. Is your name WiFi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  22. I’m taking four courses this semester. But I think intercourse starts in about five minutes and you’re in my class.
  23. I think we should drop out…of these clothes.
  24. I won’t need to pop pills to do you all night long.
  25. Are you an art major? Paint me like a French girl.
  26. I’m not a math major, but you should give me your number.
  27. My computer uses protection, but we don’t have to.
  28. I heard your ankles were having a party. Want to invite your pants down?

New hookup buddy? Check.

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Kellie, spelled with an "ie," practically resides at Starbucks even though they have yet to spell her name correctly. She's obsessed with the color pink, Elle Woods, and Bitmoji's. Her biggest accomplishment is breaking the record within her sorority for how many standards hearings she has had without getting kicked out. She spends her free time trying to stay tan (i.e. sunburnt) and stalking people on social media.

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