30-Year-Old Dad Trolls Rush Chair, Pretends To Be Rushee


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30-Year-Old Dad Trolls Rush Chair, Pretends To Be Rushee

Pranking other dudes is a fraternity pastime, and to be honest, I’m a little bit jealous. Most sororities take themselves a little too seriously for this type of tomfoolery, especially when it hinders on the most serious event in the history of ever, recruitment. But boys on the other hand DNGAF. From a tip received by Grandex:

Our rush chair was pissed at our chapter meeting when one of our members sent him a fake number saying “he met a kid that was serious about rushing.” Our rush chair contacted him and has been getting trolled ever since. Later found out that the number was from a 30 year old man with a wife and two kids.

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Where is this dad? Give him my number. Every move was flawless. Ordering his own pizza? The fake hookup? Missing rush because you’re too black out? TFTF. Too frat to frat. He has managed to turn a frat guy — the guy who is supposed to care about nothing and be cool about everything — into the person who got offended. Dude was just relentless. I respect his game.

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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