31 Halloween Pickup Lines


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Ahh, pickup lines. They can be just the trick you need to receive an erotic treat. It’s a known fact that only badasses celebrate and wear costumes on Halloween. If you are looking to have a good time, even if you feel like you are too old to celebrate this holiday, there’s a solution. Try a few of these lines and I guarantee you will go back to a haunted house and get some “candy.”

  1. Show me your monster and make me scream.
  2. I’m no vampire, but I’m fine with no sleep and biting your neck all night.
  3. You are dead sexy. Literally.
  4. I can’t find a costume for Halloween. Can I just go as your girlfriend?
  5. Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  6. Are you a zombie? Because I will totally let you eat me.
  7. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night.
  8. Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?
  9. Brooms aren’t the only things I ride.
  10. Frankenstein and I have one thing in common: we are both prepared to receive brain as soon as possible.
  11. Let’s scare the neighbors this Halloween with the screams from my bedroom.
  12. I may be an angel in the streets, but I’m a real devil in the sheets.
  13. Halloween is when the freaks come out. So what do you say, wanna get freaky?
  14. Let’s go somewhere that you can stick your candle in my jack-o-lantern.
  15. That skeleton over there said she’d hook me up with you, but she didn’t have any guts, so here I am.
  16. It’s not that I don’t love your costume. It’s just that I am literally dying to see what’s underneath it.
  17. Will you let me play with your Hallo-weiner?
  18. Let’s do it Hippogriff style.
  19. I might not be a vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
  20. Your pirate outfit looks really convincing. Wanna check me for buried treasure?
  21. Don’t be a dummy. Wrap it like a mummy.
  22. I know what you should be for Halloween. Mine.
  23. Make me moan like Myrtle.
  24. There will be no time for you to worry about what’s under the bed tonight. You’ll be too attentive to what is taking place above the mattress.
  25. You’re a skele-10 in my book.
  26. Want to be my “boo”ty call?
  27. Are you a skeleton for Halloween? Because I sure want to bone you.
  28. I’ll let you Slytherin my Gryffindor.
  29. It might be the Day of the Dead, but I will make you feel so alive.
  30. I can be your house elf. I’ll do anything you desire and I don’t even need any clothes.
  31. I’ve got the candy and you have the rubber mask. Let’s go trick or treating.

No, seriously. As aforementioned, it’s time to go trick or treating.

Kellie, spelled with an "ie," practically resides at Starbucks even though they have yet to spell her name correctly. She's obsessed with the color pink, Elle Woods, and Bitmoji's. Her biggest accomplishment is breaking the record within her sorority for how many standards hearings she has had without getting kicked out. She spends her free time trying to stay tan (i.e. sunburnt) and stalking people on social media.

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