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33 Times Being A Make Out Whore Is Totally Acceptable

33 Times Being A Make Out Whore Is Totally Acceptable

Being single is a wonderful time period in any young woman’s life. Whether you just dumped you boyfriend or you’ve been single for far too long, it’s important to really take advantage of the time you have being unattached. All of your options are wide open. Sometimes you’ll want to take a guy home, but other times, you’ll just want to plant a nice, wet one on a stranger. Or strangers. Whatever floats your boat. Here are some instances when swapping spit with a guy (or girl!) is totally okay.

  1. You are bored and a little horny.
  2. You just broke up with your boyfriend.
  3. You are buzzed and need to use him for more alcohol.
  4. You have had a crush on him since you exited your mother’s womb.
  5. You secretly love being a tease.
  6. You know you are a good kisser and want to share that talent with the world.
  7. You aren’t sure if you are a good kisser, so you need practice.
  8. He’s hot and you can brag to your friends about playing tonsil hockey with him.
  9. You are not looking to date anyone, so you might as well indulge in a hot and heavy make out sesh in the meantime.
  10. It is your new way of saying, “Hi. Nice to meet you.”
  11. You hate his best friend.
  12. You’re curious if he will be good in bed. If your kisses mesh well, chances are your bodies will too.
  13. You haven’t shaved in like two months, so clearly boning is not an option.
  14. The conversation is boring, but he is one of the most attractive guys you have ever laid eyes on.
  15. You matched on Tinder.
  16. He’s a good beer pong partner.
  17. You just watched a Snapchat story of your ex with some slut.
  18. Your friend and her guy set you up with him. You love your friend and don’t want to make things awkward by COMPLETELY turning him down.
  19. Or maybe you actually did hit it off with said guy.
  20. You just watched “Fifty Shades of Grey” and he happened to be around.
  21. You need someone to help you with your homework.
  22. He gave you his Netflix password.
  23. You hate his ex-girlfriend.
  24. He’s an athlete.
  25. He’s Australian. The only reason he should not be speaking in that sexy accent is if his lips are on yours.
  26. You are on vacation and need to come back with a good story.
  27. You have been drunkenly dancing on him all night.
  28. You haven’t kissed someone in his fraternity yet.
  29. Practice makes perfect, and you want to be perfect for your future husband.
  30. He kind of resembles Chuck Bass when you’re both inebriated.
  31. You are on your period, and period sex just does not sound appealing.
  32. The French do it, and you’re trying to be more “cultured.”
  33. You just want to make out with someone… and he’s someone.

Basically, whenever you feel like it.

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Kellie Stritz

Kellie, spelled with an "ie," practically resides at Starbucks even though they have yet to spell her name correctly. She's obsessed with the color pink, Elle Woods, and Bitmoji's. Her biggest accomplishment is breaking the record within her sorority for how many standards hearings she has had without getting kicked out. She spends her free time trying to stay tan (i.e. sunburnt) and stalking people on social media.

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