35 Things Only People Who Are Obsessed With Bitmoji Understand


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  1.  It’s the modern day Lizzie McGuire cartoon character.
  2. Your friends probably wish you took texting more seriously, because you seldom text actual words.
  3. If your character’s outfit doesn’t somewhat resemble what you are currently wearing, you won’t use the app until it does.
  4. There are not near enough hairstyles.
  5. Or hair colors.
  6. All of your hopes and wildest dreams came true when Snapchat created the option to link to your Bitmoji.
  7. WTF is up with the unicorn farting a rainbow?
  8. You talk via Bitmoji more than actually typing out thoughtful messages, unless it’s someone super important, like your Uber driver or standards.
  9. Searching for the right picture to text is so time consuming.
  10. So you just send like seven Bitmoji’s instead of just one.
  11. You get annoyed when other people don’t communicate with you via Bitmoji.
  12. Like seriously, why hasn’t everyone downloaded the goddamn app already?
  13. Nobody can tell when you are drunk texting if all you send are Bitmoji’s.
  14. Why is there not an option of the character drinking a Diet Coke?
  15. It’s inexplicably frustrating when people’s characters looks nothing like them.
  16. The way the app is organized by smiley faces, frowny faces, etc. makes life so much easier.
  17. There’s a picture for pretty much every thought that crosses your mind, and it’s awesome.
  18. Kim Kardashian is the only person in this solar system that is more dramatic than the Bitmoji character.
  19. Not being able to choose your own shoes is beyond stressful because really contributes to your choice of outfit.
  20. Your parents are concerned and bewildered that you’re so obsessed with the app.
  21. There’s an outfit with a shit emoji on it, and you shun anyone who chooses to wear it.
  22. You probably haven’t even used half of all of the pictures yet, because you stick to the same 30.
  23. The facial expressions of your character never fail to make you LOL.
  24. Some of the pictures are just straight up weird, but you love them anyways.
  25. Like the walking pizza.
  26. It should be a legitimate rule that you have to use the Bitstrips style.
  27. The sassiness level is out the roof.
  28. It’s your most used keyboard.
  29. Your character is basically your virtual Barbie.
  30. It would be a major love/hate relationship if a guy flirted with you using solely Bitmoji.
  31. You’re secretly dying for some dude to just step up and try it.
  32. You feel like your character just gets you.

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Kellie, spelled with an "ie," practically resides at Starbucks even though they have yet to spell her name correctly. She's obsessed with the color pink, Elle Woods, and Bitmoji's. Her biggest accomplishment is breaking the record within her sorority for how many standards hearings she has had without getting kicked out. She spends her free time trying to stay tan (i.e. sunburnt) and stalking people on social media.

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