Every Friday at work, we have catered lunch, generally accompanied by a little survey question just for funsies. This past week’s question — was “What would you do if you were the opposite gender for a day?” — yielded the funniest answers yet.

1. Jim Currin: Apply for an ESPY award
2. Harrison: Get horny dudes to buy all my drinks but not give up the P
3. Kayla: walk around at night by myself
4. Veronica: Masturbate, obviously.
5. Cristina: helicopter dick
6. Jared Borislow: hail a cab by exposing my calf
7. Spencer: Thank God this is just a hypothetical, but probably have someone kick me in the nuts because it cant hurt THAT bad, wussies
8. Juan: *flamboyant voice* Shopping Spreeee!
9. Rachel P: Probably panic
10. El Stephen (That’s Spanish for “The Stephen”): I’d finally be able to solve the mystery of whether or not girls actually poop.
11. BLAKE: Change my name to Caitlyn
12. Dillon: I don’t know how to keep this answer clean 😐
13. Rachel H: Cry. Except not, because boys don’t cry.
14. Andrew: Get free drinks
15. Nick: Take a selfie.
16. Rob: I wanna say munch more box than a hungry billy goat in a cardboard factory but the truth is I’d still grab a few drinks or something first.
17. Kelsey: not do my hair – small thing but that would be awesome
18. Barrett: Use my sexuality in my favor.
19. Will deFries: Matthew McConaughey
20. JCole: Rob a bank?
21. Joe: Man I can’t wait to see Rob’s answer.
22. Clint: Get free drinks at the bar
23. DVD: flick da bean
24. Ad: boobs
25. Rhyne: dah fuq?
26. Phillip: NSFW
27. Alex: flick my bean
28. Bennett: damn. what would i do…
29. Karl: Ask Caitlyn Jenner for advice
30. Madison: I apologize to everyone in advance for Rob’s answer to this question.
31. Tasha: take a peek at my temporary weewee
32. Matt: I can’t write anything here without looking super creepy.
33. Laurel: pee standing up
34. Carlos: squeeze my boobs
35. Jake: guess
36. Connor: Accept the Arthur Ashe Courage Award at the ESPYS
37. Prim: the same as the person above me
38. Phyllis: Shave my head
39. David: McConaughey
40. Charles: Try to get free drinks

LOL at all these boys who think that every girl gets free drinks..

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