- You get to pick your own schedule.
- So basically, you’re sleeping ’til noon every day.
- Bitchy girls finally get put in their place. No one thinks brats are cute past 18.
- It’s finally acceptable to get shitfaced before your school’s sporting event.
- So acceptable, in fact, that the campus is covered in tailgates and darties on Game Day.
- There are too many people on your campus for cliques to exist. Thank God.
- When you and your boyfriend break up, you don’t have to see him every day.
- No more shitty cafeteria food.
- Now you get shitty dining hall food, which is kinda, sorta better.
- You’ll never have to hear the goddamn bell again.
- You can get drunk on a Wednesday and no one will judge you for Thursday’s hangover.
- You get to hook up in an actual bed now.
- Which means you don’t have to have sex in the backseat of your boyfriend’s car.
- Unless you want to.
- You finally get to experience independence.
- Even though you still rely on your parents for basically everything.
- Frat parties. Obviously.
- You can wear the same outfit on Monday and Tuesday and no one will know you’re an outfit repeater.
- What the fuck is a curfew?
- You don’t have to ask to go to the bathroom during class.
- Which makes you wonder why you ever had to ask in the first place.
- Your locker will never get jammed again.
- You don’t even have a locker.
- Just a home, that you get to return to for naps in between classes.
- You get to meet people that actually live more then five minutes away from where you grew up.
- Your parents are more likely to give you money.
- For textbooks and groceries, obviously.
- You’ll never have to attend gym class again.
- Popularity isn’t really a big deal any more.
- You can all dress like shit and no one cares.
- Honestly, dressing like shit might even help you fit in better.
- BYE, DETENTION.
- Class doesn’t last from 8 AM to 3 PM.
- You’re honestly flabbergasted that you were ever even able to sit through classes for so long.
- No more sexist dress code.
- You can blast music as loud as you want without your parents getting offended by modern rap lyrics.
- Way fewer zits.
- Still some. But definitely fewer.
- You aren’t obligated to stress over planning the perfect prom.
- No one freaks out if you have a hickey.
- You probably shouldn’t still be giving or receiving hickies, though.
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