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47 Reasons Why You’re Getting Drunk Tonight

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  1. You just finished finals and you totally killed it.
  2. You just finished finals and you totally bombed it.
  3. You’re not done with finals yet and you hate everything.
  4. You’re going home for break and will be seeing your best friends.
  5. You’re going home for break and will be seeing your parents.
  6. They’re probably going to ask you about your grades or your love life.
  7. You don’t know where you stand on either.
  8. You’re going home for break and you might see your ex.
  9. You’re going home for break and you might see your ex with his new girlfriend.
  10. *chugs entire bottle of wine*
  11. You’re going home soon, and this is the last time you get to rage with your friends from school.
  12. This is your first Christmas break going back home and you’re reminiscing with all your old friends.
  13. This is your last Christmas break going back home before you graduate and you’re not ready for everything that’s about to happen.
  14. It’s Friday and you’re ready to get fucked up.
  15. It’s the weekend and you’re still ready to get fucked up.
  16. It’s a week day and you’d rather be getting fucked up than doing whatever you’re supposed to be doing now.
  17. You actually put on a dress so you need to celebrate.
  18. You actually put on makeup and you can’t waste $18 lipstick.
  19. You’re practicing for New Year’s Eve.
  20. You just got a fake and need to take it for a spin.
  21. Your boyfriend did something stupid.
  22. Like call your friend “hot.”
  23. Or liked another girl’s Instagram.
  24. He doesn’t think you can see that shit? Yeah, you check your “following” activity. You’re not that psycho.
  25. You’re single and you wish you weren’t.
  26. You’re single and you’re absolutely loving it.
  27. You’re not sure what you are and you think the answer might be at the bottom of the bottle.
  28. You want to expand your horizons — AKA try new drinks.
  29. You haven’t been drunk in awhile and you miss it.
  30. You got drunk last night so you might as well keep going.
  31. You’re still drunk, so fuck it, another one.
  32. It’s your birthday!
  33. Or at least it was. Last month.
  34. Or the month before. You’re still celebrating, okay?
  35. You opened a bottle of wine and you don’t want it to go bad, so you have to drink the whole thing.
  36. Same rule applies to bottles of vodka, right?
  37. You’re going dinner and you can’t have your meal without a drink.
  38. You’re going dinner and you already ate so might as well order a drink.
  39. You’re going a wedding.
  40. Or a baby shower.
  41. Or a party.
  42. Or around more than four people so hey, it’s a party.
  43. You’re finally have mixers for your alcohol, which is rare and deserves a celebration.
  44. You’re underage and feeling rebellious.
  45. You’re of age and miss the feeling of drinking underage.
  46. You’re cold and alcohol will warm you up.
  47. You’re bored.
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Cristina Montemayor

Cristina is a Grandex Writer and Content Manager. She was an intern for over two years before she graduated a semester early to write about college full time, which makes absolutely no sense. She regretfully considers herself a Carrie, but is first and foremost a Rory. She tends to draw strong reactions from people. They are occasionally positive. You can find her in a bar as you're bending down to tie your shoes, drinking Dos XX and drunk crying to Elton John. Email her: [email protected] (not .com).

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