- Ooh, Sephora! I’ll just stop in real quick.
- I just need eyeliner.
- I’ll be in there five minutes, tops.
- LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL PALETTE!
- I’ve never used blue eyeshadow before, but if I had this palette maybe I would.
- Yup. Buying it.
- My brushes are peasantry. I need better ones.
- These brushes are so. Freaking. Soft.
- I need all of the brushes. All of them.
- HOW IS ONE BRUSH $52?!
- For $52, this brush better turn me into Beyoncé.
- I’ll just buy it anyway. I can always return it.
- Even though I’ve literally never returned a single item in my entire life.
- Look at all these brand new lipsticks!
- This red is speaking to me.
- Can I even pull off red lipstick?
- *applies lipstick*
- Abort mission.
- What about this vampy, dark color?
- Maybe I’ll try to overline my lips juuuust a tad.
- OMG. It’s going everywhere.
- I’ve put on lipstick hundreds of times in my life. Why is this so impossible?
- Better just take it off.
- Aaaaaand now it’s all over my face. Great.
- I’ll just stick with a classic pinky nude.
- Why yes, helpful employee, I’d love a shopping bag!
- Onto the next row of beautiful things.
- Oooh, two-in-one foundation and concealer?
- It costs more than my entire outfit.
- But it’s two-in-one, so if I buy it, it’s like I’m saving money.
- Purchase. Justified.
- Now I just need to find my shade.
- They all look the same shade of beige. Help.
- I guess the Sephora sales associate saw the confused look on my face, because she’s coming over here.
- Hmm. The shade she picked out for me looks a little dark for my skin tone, but this is their job. They know what they’re doing, right?
- LOOK AT THIS HIGHLIGHT!
- This highlight is brighter than my future and I need it in my life.
- Into the bag with your new friends you go!
- Okay, I need to stop before I make myself go broke.
- Time to go checkout.
- This line is soooooo long.
- Good thing they have all these travel sized items to distract me!
- And they’re so cheap!
- $7 for one face mask? That’s basically free compared to some of the other prices in here!
- I need this mini dry shampoo for after the gym.
- Well, after I start actually going to the gym.
- And this teensy bottle of face cleanser for whenever I travel!
- Even though that only happens, like, once a year to visit my grandparents in Florida.
- This set has three mini lipsticks in one!
- That’s such a good deal!
- Wow, I’m a money-saving extraordinaire.
- And here’s a tiny mascara!
- $10 for .05 ounces of product? Seems like a good deal to me.
- Finally arrived at the cash register.
- “Did you find everything alright?”
- Considering I bought one of everything in the store, I think the answer is yes.
- Finally, the moment of truth.
- I OWE HOW MUCH?!
- Oh. Um. Haha. Okay.
- I totally have that amount of money to spend on makeup. Nbd.
- How did this happen?
- Oh yeah. That one thing cost $58. And I bought many more things after that.
- It’s too late to turn back now. I’ll just return some stuff later.
- Or maybe I’ll just sell a kidney.
- THEN I CAN BUY EVEN MORE MAKEUP.
- Even though I spent too much, I love everything I bought.
- No regrets.
- *gets home*
- FUCK. I forgot to get eyeliner..
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Cristina Montemayor
Cristina is a Grandex Writer and Content Manager. She was an intern for over two years before she graduated a semester early to write about college full time, which makes absolutely no sense. She regretfully considers herself a Carrie, but is first and foremost a Rory. She tends to draw strong reactions from people. They are occasionally positive. You can find her in a bar as you're bending down to tie your shoes, drinking Dos XX and drunk crying to Elton John. Email her: [email protected] (not .com).
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