7 Accessories That Have Magical Powers To Change You Into A Boss Ass Bitch

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Accessories can make or break an outfit, but they are usually overlooked. We spend so much time thinking about the outfit as a whole, when it could be pulled together by one simple piece. While you put your outfit together from your shoes to your crop top, don’t forget these items that will turn you from “meh” to man-eater.

1. Hoop Earrings

You know the saying “The bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe”? This maybe true, maybe not, but make these bitches wonder. Hoops compliment any outfit or hairstyle, and it gives off the vibe that you are ready to rip those babies off and get in a physical debate if it comes down to it. You fight scrappy, and you came to win.

2. Dark Lipstick

Dark lipstick says “Read my lips: fuck off.” Wear your wicked witch attitude right on your face. This risky move shows that you are confident enough that your lipstick won’t get smeared all over your face, unless of course someone falls victim to your vampy look. Guys won’t be able to tell if they want to flock to you or run away from you.

3. Chokers

Chokers are essentially a guide for guys to know where to put their hands if they’re lost. When you do anal for the first time, a choker just appears on your next. It’s some sort of sexual sorcery, but there’s no use in worrying about it. Just let it happen.

4. Middle Part

Your hair isn’t really an accessory, but changing up your part has the potential to change your whole look. Middle parts give off the essence of importance and authority.
Because not everyone can pull this look off, it’s an even bigger success when you can. Channel your inner Olsen twin and slay, bitch.

5. Acrylic Nails

Having long, painted nails lets everyone know that you are so important, you don’t even have to wipe your own ass. Your nails clicking on your iPhone as you tweet about that bitch staring at your nails makes it that much more satisfying. The powers wear off after a few weeks and they look grown out, but until then, you are basically one of the Real Housewives.

6. Thigh High Socks

Show off your legs in the winter time without dying of hypothermia. Wear a skirt or a pair of tiny shorts. They have the Sexy Schoolgirl Effect. Throw on some booties that are the same color and your legs will look a mile long. Legs are the most underrated sexy body part.

7. False Eyelashes

You already know how much more confident you feel with just a little mascara, now imagine that times a billion. It’s like having beautiful butterfly wings attached to your eyes. Your selfies will look fuckin’ bomb, and you can even see how long your lashes are in pictures taken from farther away. Use them to scam boys into buying you drinks and then never talk to them again.

Be careful ladies — with great power comes great responsibility. And a considerable amount of dick.

A born and raised Jersey girl, she can always be found covered in sand and pizza sauce. Her personal brand is "that girl." She prefers wine in bottles because she thinks outside of the box. Send fan mail to sratbroTSM@gmail.com or by smoke signal.

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