A Man Is Currently Climbing Up The Trump Tower, Some Girl Probably Asked For Commitment


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If you happen to be on social media at the moment, you’ve probably noticed something weird. The world has stopped to watch a man climb up The Trump tower in New York City. No one knows why he’s doing it or what the outcome is going to be. All we really know about him is that his name is Steve, he’s from Virginia and that despite efforts from police and basically all of the city, he’s not stopping. Using weird suction cup things, and upper body strength we can’t even fathom, he’s making his way up the 68 story building.

The only thing we know is that apparently his backpack is filled with papers with Donald Trump’s name on them. But again, that’s just what the rumpors are. Whatever his motive, Twitter, as always, is ablaze with theories, jokes, and encouragement for “Suction Cup Steve.”

Our bet? His FWB finally asked for commitment. Naturally *if* he makes it out of this alive, he’ll most likely go to jail or something becuase it turns out you can’t just climb up random buildings. Still, I guess it’s better than being FBO, right Steve?

(yeahokaywhat) Aspiring to be the next Tina Fey, Rachel spends her free time doing nothing to reach that goal. While judging people based on how they use "they're" vs. "there" on social media, she likes eating buffalo chicken dip, watching other people's Netflix, and wearing sweatpants way more than is socially acceptable. Hate mail and puppy videos can be sent to: rachel@grandex.co

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