A Series Of Text Messages Between Your Head And Your Vagina


Email this to a friend

Nice Move


Your head and your vagina are like opposite sides of the same coin. They’re besties, but they couldn’t be more opposite. Your head is logical — it’s that tiny voice inside you that tells you, “hey, it might not be the best idea to have a makeout sesh with your ex-hookups fraternity brother in the middle of the dancefloor” and your vagina is the one egging you on. They’re never on the same page when it comes to love and sex. Your head wants you to take things slow and your vagina, well… let’s just say it has a mind of its own. One thing is for sure: it’s a head-to-head vagina battle every time. If your head and your vagina were BFFs, here’s what their text messages would look like.



8zrhc copy

vxd8r copy







Amen to that.

Cristina is a Grandex Writer and Content Manager. She was an intern for over two years before she graduated a semester early to write about college full time, which makes absolutely no sense. She regretfully considers herself a Carrie, but is first and foremost a Rory. She tends to draw strong reactions from people. They are occasionally positive. You can find her in a bar as you're bending down to tie your shoes, drinking Dos XX and drunk crying to Elton John. Email her: cristina@grandex.co (not .com).

More From Cristina Montemayor »


You must be logged in to comment. Log in or create an account.

Click to Read Comments (2)