BREAKING: Aaron Carter still makes music. He’s taking a break from his career as a reality TV star on “House of Carters” with brother Nick to throw a concert. It should be GOOD. In order to make sure people buy tickets, he’s turned it into a competition between sorority girls. The winning chapter gets to hang out with Aaron before the concert. He called it Aaron’s Party, because the jam that came out 14 years ago is the last one that people remember, and our boy is still trying to capitalize on it. Here is Aaron tugging at our heartstrings at 13 years old.
Go ahead. Watch it again. In case you missed the line about someone spilling juice on his mom’s couch — not soda, not queso, not a broken lamp…someone spilled juice. He was the coolest when he was cool. Actually, his brother was the coolest when he was cool…unless you were Team N*SYNC in which case Justin was the coolest, and kind of still is.
If this wasn’t enough to make you want to join Aaron’s Party, maybe this beautiful ball of awkward, courtesy of The Odyssey, will do the trick:
I hope you caught the best part.
I’m not even entering the contest unless he promises to wear that faux fur coat, wink at me constantly, and speak every piece of punctuation. Period. In parentheses, pun intended.
To enter the contest, you can head over to The Odyssey. If four girls in your chapter buy tickets, I’d say there’s a solid chance you might win.
[via The Odyssey]
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Veronica Ruckh
Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]
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