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Absolute Genius Woman Paying College Tuition By Selling Positive Pregnancy Tests And I’m Jealous I Didn’t Think Of This

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Having trouble getting your boyfriend to commit? In the land of Christmas engagements, you’re just over here hoping your boyfriend actually remembered to get you a gift, and one that doesn’t suck at that. If only there was something you could do to make him commit once and for all, surely all of your problems would be solved forever.

Now, that’s actually a reality because a pregnant woman in Florida had the most genius idea ever, and will pee on a pregnancy test for you to trick your boyfriend into marrying you. For the low cost of $25, you can purchase a positive pregnant test and the promise of lifetime commitment. What could possibly go wrong?

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The ad, now removed, was originally posted on Craigslist. If you feel any moral ambiguity about lying to a significant other about a potential bun in the oven, know that at least your purchase is going toward a good cause, as the Jacksonville woman running this business is using the proceeds to pay for college, and with her $200 profit a day, I’d say she’s not doing too badly for herself. If you want to support a good cause and change your Facebook status once and for all, a trip to Florida may be just what your relationship needs.

[via Huffington Post]

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RecruitmentChairTSM (@TheRecruitChair) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. This current grad student and ex-sorority girl survives solely on Diet Coke and the tears of the pledges she personally victimized. She's a Monica, a Marnie, a Miranda, and a Regina. Her favorite hobbies include drinking $14 bottles of wine and binge-watching season 2 of Grey's Anatomy until she cries. You can send her annoying e-mails at RecruitChairTSM@gmail.com

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