ACTUAL Crazy Lady Runs Over Ex-Boyfriend

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I’ve always said that every guy’s favorite “c” word (crazy) is thrown around way too often, and now there’s finally proof.

Cherelle Baldwin of Bridgeport, Connecticut cemented her role as one of those rare women actually deserving of the title when she was charged with murder for running her ex-boyfriend over with her car, then slamming him into a garage wall. Could it have been an accident? Not really. According to the source:

“The investigation found that Baldwin’s car traveled 100 feet before striking Brown, apparently accelerating the entire time and with no signs of braking, police said. Police spokesman William Kaempffer told the Connecticut Post that the impact pushed the wall back more than 10 inches.”

So what did this guy do to deserve this punishment? According to the police report, “a three-week investigation found no evidence to support her various accounts of what happened.” My guess is that this woman got so deep into a stalking sesh that she discovered a five-year-old message from an old hookup and flipped the fuck out. Of course I don’t know from experience, but I’ve heard from my “friends” that this behavior will drive you to desperate measures. It looks like Cherelle found this out the hard way.

So yes, some of us are completely and totally bat-shit crazy. Sometimes you chuck your ex’s gaming station out a window. Sometimes you get into a Facebook stalk so deep that you could compile not only his family tree, but the family trees of everyone he’s ever slept with, but you didn’t run over your ex with your car, so that makes you sane enough to me. So stalk away ladies, just not while you’re driving.

[via Yahoo]

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RecruitmentChairTSM (@TheRecruitChair) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. This current grad student and ex-sorority girl survives solely on Diet Coke and the tears of the pledges she personally victimized. She's a Monica, a Marnie, a Miranda, and a Regina. Her favorite hobbies include drinking $14 bottles of wine and binge-watching season 2 of Grey's Anatomy until she cries. You can send her annoying e-mails at RecruitChairTSM@gmail.com

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