Alpha Delta Phi’s DJ Khaled Parody Is The Most Incredible Rush Video On This Planet


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Alpha Delta Phi's DJ Khaled Parody Is The Most Incredible Rush Video On This Planet

Alpha Delta Phi at Johns Hopkins University is, for some reason undisclosed to us, called “Wawa House.” I’m assuming they have some sort of obsession with the convenience store/hoagie shop/heaven-on-Earth establishment that is Wawa, but honestly so is the rest of the world — or at least the rest of the mid-atlantic region of these fine United States. That’s not what makes them special, though.

What makes them special is this amazing rush video.

Spring Rush Video 2016

Posted by Wawa House on Monday, January 25, 2016

The man parodying Khaled looks nothing like the weirdly inspirational, sweaty, socks-and-sandals-wearing, gym selfie Snapchat guru, but his impression is so spot-on, that I felt like it was DJ Khaled himself asking me to rush Alpha Delta Phi. I’m smart. I’m a genius. I got into Hopkins. Wait, no I didn’t. But I still want to rush “Wawa.”

If this isn’t Alpha Delta’s most successful rush season ever, I quit.

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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