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‘American Horror Story: Hotel’ Starts Tonight, So Here’s Everything ‘AHS’ To Get You Pumped Up

American Horror Story: Season 5

Hotel

What We Know:

The plot centers around the enigmatic Hotel Cortez in Los Angeles, California, that catches the eye of an intrepid homicide detective (Bentley). The Cortez is host to the strange and bizarre, spearheaded by its owner, The Countess (Gaga), who is a bloodsucking fashionista. This season will feature two murderous threats in the form of The Ten Commandments Killer, a serial offender that justifies his actions in accordance with biblical teachings; and The Addiction Demon, who roams the hotel, armed with a drill bit dildo.

The season will be interconnected to the first season, and will feature an appearance by the Murder House and its realtor Marcy (Christine Estabrook). According to creators Brad Falchuk and Ryan Murphy, thematically Hotel will be much darker than previous ones, and will see the reprisal of other characters from past cycles.

Best Things About Season 5:
• Lady Gaga. Obviously.
• The fact that it takes place in a hotel, one of the creepiest and sexiest locations ever.
• Evan Peters will be back. And Emma. And Sarah and Kathy and Lily (yeah, first name basis with all of them).
• The other seasons are going to start to be tied together more, which is thrilling.
• It’s supposed to be really dark and really sexy which is really exciting.


Worst Things About Season 5:
• We can’t just watch them all on Netflix in one sitting, but we have to wait every. single. week.
• Lady Gaga is the new lead, which could either be really cool or really not.
• I’m sure Evan Peters will hook up with every female, because it’s Evan Peters.
• We can’t actually go to the hotel and potentially be one of the females Evan Peters hooks up with.
• Jessica Lange is no longer on the show, and that alone is the worst thing ever.

Either way, I can’t freaking wait. American Horror Story: Hotel premiers tonight, October 7 at 10 p.m. EST on FX. See you there, witches.

[Recaps via Wikipedia]

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Rachel Varina

(yeahokaywhat) Aspiring to be the next Tina Fey, Rachel spends her free time doing nothing to reach that goal. While judging people based on how they use "they're" vs. "there" on social media, she likes eating buffalo chicken dip, watching other people's Netflix, and wearing sweatpants way more than is socially acceptable.

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