Amy Schumer Announced That She Can “Catch A Dick” Whenever She Wants, Is Cooler Than All Of Us


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Glamour UK held their Women of the Year Awards last night in London, and among the winners was none other than the hilarious comedienne and personal crush of mine, Amy Schumer.

You might be wondering, “How do you assert female dominance and badassery in an acceptance speech, all while remaining humble?” The answer is simple: you don’t. Amy maintained exactly zero modesty while telling the crowd, “I’m, like, 160 pounds right now and I can catch a dick whenever I want. I mean, whenever I want.” Points for America.

She also spoke towards the strength of modern women in a pre-event interview, saying “I think women are just badasses.”

We all should strive to be more like Amy. She had no problem announcing her weight in front of an auditorium full of judgmental Brits, and even went on to brag about her sexcapades because she genuinely does not give a single fuck. We love you, Amy. Never Change.

[via Cosmopolitan]

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