Apparently Gays Caused Hurricane Sandy

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So all of the gay people I know had the same funny little joke this week on facebook: “Has anyone blamed Hurricane Sandy on the gays yet?” Lolololol. But wait though, someone has. Christian pastor, John McTernan, is blaming gay people and Obama’s support of gay marriage for the natural disaster that struck the northeast.

“Obama is 100 percent behind the Muslim Brotherhood which has vowed to destroy Israel and take Jerusalem. Both candidates are pro-homosexual and are behind the homosexual agenda. America is under political judgment and the church does not know it!”

Ok, what? I just want to go on the record for a moment and say that being accepting of homosexuals is not even a LITTLE bit the same thing as being PRO-homosexual. And second of all…the “Muslim Brotherhood” are certainly the last people to be hitting up their local gay pride parade even if it’s just to see the costumes and glitter. I’m pretty sure Muslim extremist groups outlawed two men making eye contact for too long to avoid confusion.

So, let’s go with this for one second: God is taking out his wrath on the gay populace and Obama is partially to blame for endorsing it. Why then, is this McTernan freak taking issue with Romney too?

”Yes, [Romney] is a big time pro-homosexual supporter to the point he will keep open homosexuality in the military; he wants homosexuals in the Boy Scouts; and he wants more open homosexuals in the Republican Party.”

Romney wants gay soldiers and children to be treated as humans. How tragic. But more importantly, that’s like not even true. Romney is not, as far as my limited political knowledge goes, by any means an advocate of homosexuality.

What’s crazier to me, is that this man isn’t even alone in his views. Apparently this is God taking out his wrath on homosexuality, which is, I guess, the only way a person can sin. Last I checked, gluttony and wrath were up there on the list of no-nos but our boy McTernan (and according to him, God) doesn’t seem to be too concerned with those.

Besides, rainbows come after a storm, not before.

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    DrFratlove

    Supporting Gays in the Military is an American stance, everyone should be allowed to pay that sacrifice (though a flamboyant military is quite counter productive). However, saying that the Boy Scouts of America should allow gays to be leaders or scouts is un-American as hell. BSA is a private organization and should be allowed to admit anyone based on any criteria they choose.

    ^ ThisBless your heartReply • 2 years ago