Apparently You Can Go To Jail For Having Loud Sex


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Screamers. They walk amongst us, posing as normal people but living the secret lives of extremely loud freaks in the sheets. We all know one, or have at least heard one. It could be your friend, your roommate, or even your neighbor — just hopefully not your parents.

A British woman named Gemma Wale is facing a two-week sentence for “having sex at a level of noise which caused nuisance or annoyance.” Prior to the incident, she had apparently racked up an antisocial behavior order (the British equivalent of a written warning) for shouting at her boyfriend and blasting music at a level that bothered those living around her. Authorities warned Wale of potential jail time if she didn’t lower the noise, but she was basically like, “LOL IDGAF.”

The romp in question only lasted bout ten minutes, but reportedly took place at 5 a.m. This gave the judge reason to sentence Wale to fourteen days in the slammer, where she will most likely acquire a few dozen prison wives and have loud lesbian coitus in one final “fuck the system” attempt.

We hope it was worth it, Gemma.

[via Cosmopolitan]

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