Athlete’s Girlfriend Caught Simulating Sex On Live TV

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I’ve never watched a game of Cricket in my life. I’ve never watched a game of most sports in my life, to be frank. I’m only interested baseball for the butts and soccer for the shirtless men. Everything else is fairly irrelevant to me.

Australian cricket player, Chris Lynn, however made the sport interesting. Well, his girlfriend, Yvonne Sampson did, anyway. As any good girlfriend would do, she showed up to her boofy’s game with her besties in tow, and proceeded to pay absolutely no attention to what was going on in front of her. She seemed to be more interested in the game Chris was playing the previous night. The camera crew panned in on Yvonne exactly as she was telling her gal pals a story — a sex story. At first she appears to be simulating someone, errr, jerking it, and then she goes full on hump mode, complete with a doofy man face.

The action starts at 0:22 seconds.

[via Huffington Post]

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Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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