Yes. It’s true. Bella Hadid and The Weeknd have in fact broken up. But really, who is shocked? We all saw this coming after The Weeknd decided to cut his hair. The break up is your typical, run of the mill bull shit, according to People.
“Their schedules have been too hard to coordinate and he is focusing on finishing and promoting his album,” a source told PEOPLE. “They still have a great deal of love for one another and will remain friends.”
But that’s not the worst part of this whole story. The worst part is that they BOTH have to be in the same room together at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. The Weeknd will be performing and Bella will be strutting her half naked self down the catwalk. How awkward.
You have to look at this from both persons perspectives. First, we will look at it from Abel’s (yes, that’s his real name). How uncomfortable to have to watch your ex girlfriend, whom you still “have a great deal of love” for, walk in the VS Fashion Show. In bras and underwear. Looking extremely fuckable. And have a nation of horny boys watching and tweeting about it.
And then the tables turn. How much does it suck for Bella to get to watch her ex boyfriend be surrounded by Victoria’s Secret Angels? All probably semi-starstruck and wanting to bang him when the show is over. It’s no secret that The Weeknd’s artistry is straight baby making music, so I can only imagine the horny angel’s that are going to be running around during the after party.
Here’s to hoping they just end the night together, or in a huge twitter war to keep us all entertained and distracted from our loveless lives..