Recently Quinoa put together a humanitarian mission to give Haitian orphans much-needed makeovers.
Some people have nightmares about leaving the house without pants on. Quinoa calls these “fashion forward dreams.”
On Saturdays, Quinoa likes to give orphans a ride in her child-sized speed boat. She says it’s the least she can do.
Chevron seemed fine with her bad perm, but Quinoa confided that it really made her question the friendship.
“Mommy, tell me the story of Brooke Shields’ early career again while we walk in the sand.” – Quinoa
Know what Quinoa thinks is hilarious? Velcro.
Sometimes Quinoa is too cool for school, so she doesn’t go. Wouldn’t be fair to the other kids.
Quinoa loves the look of fur, but will only wear faux.
When Quinoa wears her chevron maxi, she opens a portal in the trendy space/time continuum and can travel to any fashion trend in history.
The only thing Quinoa likes to rescue more than puppies are children that shop for clothes at Wal-Mart.
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