If there’s one fantasy every straight, living female has had, it’s getting it on with Channing Tatum. Hell, maybe even some gay and dead women have dreamt about it too because he’s just. that. fine. Those abs. That face. Those abs. It’s one thing to look at him and imagine the possibilities, but it would be something else to actually unwrap and tap the perfection that is Channing.
In a recent interview with Cosmopolitan, he got really real about his thoughts on s-e-x. And to save you the suspense, yes. He’s really fucking good at fucking.
From Vanity Fair:
I like it [sex]. Me and sex are friends. We’re animals.
Already hyperventilating? Don’t worry, me too.
It’s not a means. It should be something that enriches your life. It shouldn’t be the only reason you’re in a relationship. I have a lot of friends that are like, “Man, my sex life is amazing, but there’s nothing else there.”
So basically every single relationship in college? Good to know, Chan, good to know.
And then I’ve heard the opposite, that, “It’s so full in so many ways, but I’m put on a pedestal, and I can’t get him or her to do anything that I really want to do.”
They could try becoming Channing Tatum. That’s a good start.
It’s one of the clearest ways that we can communicate. It boils things down to just a primal level. If you can find one way to communicate — even if it’s sex — then you can communicate the rest of the ways.
I’LL COMMUNICATE WITH YOU CHANNING! I’LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR.
“We get down. Me and Jenna have a great sex life. We communicate very well,”
Lucky fucking bitch.
We don’t have sex [to get us] back into our happiness. That’s how we know there’s something we haven’t talked about, or we have to solve whatever’s in between us energetically before we get down. We don’t, for lack of a better term, hate-fuck each other. That’s not what we do.
Yes, visions on Channing Tatum making love to me with intense eye contact while saying I’m so much prettier than Jenna (lol) are dancing in my head. A guy who can curl your toes and curb your need for an emotional connection? Suh-woon.
We have truly all different kinds of sex. Sometimes it’s like, “We gotta get this done. We gotta work.” Sometimes we have full-on, completely, wholly connected, otherworldly connection sex.
I have a feeling that any sex with Channing Tatum would be otherworldly sex. But until my boyfriend agrees to let me give Channing a ride (and I guess until I get into the situation where Channing would willingly leave his wife, one of the hottest women in the world, for a romp with me), I guess I’ll just have to take his word for it. A girl can dream, though..
[via Vanity Fair]