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Check Out This Underage Criminal Mastermind Who Dressed Up Like His Mom To Buy Booze

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When I was in high school, my friends and I had a basic mental layout of which gas stations in our city were decrepit enough to sell booze to underage kids. We would drive twenty minutes if we had to, all for the sweet relief of a handle of Burnett’s and a liter of Sprite. It was gross, and what we were doing was incredibly illegal, but desperate times called for desperate measures.

But I never went as far as this guy, who went full incognito to get served. A kid in the UK went all out and dressed like his mom in order to buy alcohol with her ID, and IT FUCKING WORKED:

This kid deserves far more than a bottle of vodka and some Mad Dog 20/20. He deserves your respect, and probably a presidential candidacy. He’s a hero, guys. I think I love him.

[via Elite Daily]

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Lucky Jo

Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to lucyjmulvihill@gmail.com.

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