Romance isn’t dead, you guys. You know how I know? Because conversations like this happen every single day:
“Hey, beautiful. How was your day?”
“Ugh, actually, it was so stressful. I just felt like crying all day.”
“LOL. That sucks. Send nudes?”
See? It’s like a fairytale come true. Sometimes you comply, because you’re an exhibitionist, but it’s better if self-respect wins out. There are so many ways that nude-sending can go wrong. I always encourage people to keep their nudes faceless, because as charming as that conversation is, you can’t always trust a boy to keep your photos to himself. The only thing worse than a dude sharing your nudes is sharing your nudes with the wrong dude.
I have this panic attack every single time I ever send a questionable text. The moment your iPhone says “Sending” instead of the person who you’re texting’s name is a moment of sheer terror. Am I sending this screenshot back to the boy with whom I originally had the conversation? Am I talking shit to the girl I’m talking shit about? Am I sending this naked photo of myself to my dad?
If you’re Nyjah, then yes.
i just sent a nude to my dad.
How, Nyjah? How did you do this??
i honestly meant to send it to daquan , not daddy.
— nyyy nyyy (@dearfashionn) July 8, 2014
Ugh. Fucking Daquan, ruining everything. How’d Dad take it?
…….. pic.twitter.com/EdKbZAJOA4
— nyyy nyyy (@dearfashionn) July 8, 2014
& im about to block my dad .. seriously … pic.twitter.com/lQgfA9XV62
— nyyy nyyy (@dearfashionn) July 8, 2014
Hmm. Not so well. Did he actually come over?
Well, your relationship with your father may be permanently ruined, but that just means you get to send more nudes! #DaddyIssues. Besides, you got a few thousand Twitter followers out of this, which is more important anyway. [via Gawker]