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Corinne Olympios Sets The Record Straight On Ellen, Sort Of

Corinne Olympios Sets The Record Straight On Ellen, Sort Of

The real star of this season’s “The Bachelor,” as religious, casual, and non-watchers of the franchise all know, is not actually the season’s bachelor Nick Viall, but the one and only Corinne Olympios. She’s made tons of headlines already, because, frankly, she’s a little ridiculous. She’s 24 years old and has a “nanny,” who makes her “cheese pasta,” known to most people as macaroni and cheese.

The other girls in the house hate her, because she’s something of a psychotic whore, from what I’ve gathered, but ya know. She’s just out here living her life. Getting attention, as is the whole point of the show to begin with.

Now, the one and only Ellen has had Corinne on her show and gives her a chance to redeem herself to the masses. Corinne clears the air over a few things. She’s not only what you see on TV, she’s also a daughter, and an athlete — well, she works out every day, which is kind of the same thing.

Oh, Corinney. Do you, girl.

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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