I love me some crazy bitches for two reasons:
They are entertaining as hell.
They make me look really fucking good.
In Miami, Florida Sunday night, a drunk girl thought maybe she’d just hop in the back of a couple’s Uber without them noticing. Not wanting to start shit, the couple told their driver the girl could have their ride, so long as he canceled it, but shit started nonetheless. The driver thought the behavior was absolutely unacceptable, and what followed was pure insanity.
“I’m a hundred pounds.” Humblebrag.
The cops allegedly showed up soon after she tried to flee, and homegirl was just as aggressive with them, trying to kick and hit them before she was cuffed.
Nice hair, though..