Cristiano Ronaldo To Open Museum Dedicated To Himself

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Well, it’s about time somebody dedicated a museum to Cristiano Ronaldo. He’s been my best friend’s favorite athlete since we were in, like, 9th grade, and it’s not because she fancies soccer. Just because loving yourself this much is “frowned upon,” doesn’t mean I’m judging him for it. Tons of people exhibit this level of self-importance — Kim Kardashian, Tyra Banks, Derek Jeter, Kanye West, me, the list goes on.

The Cristiano Ronaldo museum will open in Funchal, Portugal, the capital of the Portuguese island where he grew up, on December 15. The museum will come complete with memorabilia collected from the soccer star’s travels. The real question, of course, is whether or not the walls will be plastered with oversized photos of Ronaldo shirtless. Fingers crossed.

He has, however, confirmed that he’s already reserved a space for the Ballon d’Or 2013, which I had to look up to learn is the official “You’re the best soccer player in the world” award. I dig your style, Ronaldo, and not just because my father’s name is Ronald and my parents are divorced. I dig your style.

[via USA Today]

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Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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