“Dancing With The Stars” Reveals Their Next 23 Victims


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Just as quickly as Ryan Lochte tried to cha-cha out of Rio, he made his way to the Good Morning America stage to confirm he will be competing on season 23 of Dancing With The Stars. Sometimes when Dancing announces their “stars,” we have no idea who they are. So we’re going to break it down contestant by contestant, to tell you who you should be rooting for and who’s favorited to win.

Amber Rose

Model, actress, fashion designer, mostly famous for being divorced from Wiz Khalifa and having dated Kanye West.

It's true! I'll be on @dancingabc with my Amazing Dance Partner @maksimc! ❤️❤️❤️

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Laurie Hernandez

Member of the United States women’s gymnastics team at the 2016 summer Olympics. Recently hugged Beyoncé.

Maureen McCormick

Known for her role as “Marcia Marcia Marcia!!!” Brady. Hoping a football doesn’t get thrown at her nose in some weird turn of events.

Our childhood dreams are coming true! Welcome to #DWTS, @momccormick7! 👸🏼

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Terra Jole

Most famous for her role on Little Women:LA.

Marilu Henner

Actress most famously known for her role on the sitcom Taxi. Which no one under the age of 25 has ever heard of.

From the big screen to the big #DWTS stage, we can't wait to see what #MariluHenner brings to Season 23. 👍🏼🎉

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Vanilla Ice

Alright stop. Collaborate and listen.

Super excited, get in where you fit in. #VanillaIceProject tonight on DIY

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Calvin Johnson

Former wide receiver for the Detroit Lions.

Had to debow Nate B. For his shades

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Jake T. Austin

Disney Channel star. Played Selena’s younger brother on Wizards of Waverly Place. Also known for dating a fan.


R&B singer. Producer. Grammy Award Winner. Old dude.

James Hinchcliffe

Canadian race car driver.

Oh boy, we are really doing this! Trading Stop n Go boots for dance shoes! Any tips, @heliocastroneves? @dancingabc #DWTS

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Rick Perry

Politician. Was the 47th Governor of Texas. Great hair. GILF.

Ryan Lochte

Hot mega-douche.

Jana Kramer

Played Alex Dupre on One Tree Hill, turned country music singer. 10/10 on the hotness scale.

Our bets lean toward Laurie Hernandez, Jake T. Austin, or Calvin Johnson to take home the mirrorball trophy. Gymnasts already have rhythm and flexibility, Disney stars have to be triple threats to be employed, and everyone loves the NFL players who try to dance. Season 23 premieres Monday, September 28th on ABC.

[via E! News]

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