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Dear Future Little…

Dear future little
Here’s a few things you’ll need to know if
You want to be the newest member
Of our line.

I’ll take you on a date
Discuss which hoes to hate
And stand right by you in the bathroom when your period’s late
And if I make you mine
I’ll bring you all the wine
Buying all the treats, buy’n with my fake ID

You’ll bang an 8 or 9
And Little, so will I
We’ll be the queens of SAE, KA, and Sigma Chi
We’ll creep them on Facebook
Wear all the shirts we took
Sing along with me, sing, sing along with me

You gotta know how to pretend like you’re a lady
Even though your drinking’s crazy
Just stay on standard’s good side

Dear future little
Here’s a few things you’ll need to know if
You want to be the newest member
Of our line.
Dear future little
If you want to be the best addition
Tell me you’re down to party every single night

After every night, you’ll wake up asking “why?”
Then get a text from me that simply asks “Are you alive?”
And if you think I’ll judge
Just know I’ll never judge
Why be a B? When there’s a dude in bed with me.

You gotta know how to pretend like you’re a lady
Even though your drinking’s crazy
Just stay on standard’s good side
Dear future little
Here’s a few things you’ll need to know if
You want to be the newest member
Of our line.
Dear future little,
Get brunch with me, mimosas only
And I will never leave you stranded at Theta Chi

I’ll be posing on the left side of the frame (hey!)
Cause that’s my good side, and I’m seeking Insta fame
We’ll have the cutest pics
If not, we’ll Facetune fix
And get all the likes, get, get all the likes

You gotta know how to pretend like you’re a lady
Even though your drinking’s crazy
Just stay on standard’s good side

Dear future little
Here’s a few things you’ll need to know if
You want to be the newest member
Of our line.
Dear future little
If you want to be the best addition
Tell me you’re down to party every single night
Oh my future little,
Better be a good time.

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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